What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Which family member has tusks?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What condiment has wings?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What part of a football field is never the same?