What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What tree has the most bark?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What is the smallest lion?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?