What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Where does a camper keep his money?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?