Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why are cause and effect so close?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

How do bunnies stay fit?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?