What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

I used to be addicted to not showering.