What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?