Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Where do frogs keep their money?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?