Which parent knows if you are running late?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

Why did the fish blush?

What school subject really rocks?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?