← Back to Family
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Family

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

No, I got them all cut!

Next Joke

More Family Jokes

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Family

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

See Punchline
View All Family Jokes

Trending Jokes

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Sports

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

See Punchline
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Food & Drinks

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

See Punchline

You Might Also Like

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Animals

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

See Punchline
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Animals

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

See Punchline

Discover More Jokes

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Animals

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

See Punchline
Browse All Categories

Want More Laughs?

Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!