What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Why are books always so angry?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

Where do polar bears store their money?

How do locomotives know where to go?

Why is a computer so smart?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?