What did the snake name his daughter?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Why is a computer so smart?

How do dog catchers get paid?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What nationality are most fish?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?