Which relative loves rice?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What is a king's favorite weather?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?