What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What's the politest month?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?