What did the hostess name her daughter?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Where does money love to go shopping?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

Which elf is the best singer?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?