What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What kind of store would a dog own?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Where does breakfast live?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What's a bat's favorite game?