Why didn't the melons get married?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
