Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

How did the toad die?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?