What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why did the body of water think so much?