What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What is the strongest animal?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

How do you know bees have allergies?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?