What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

How do you arrest a pig?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?