Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?