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They really hate fast food.
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Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
How long will dinner be?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
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