Why do some people love eating snails?
They really hate fast food.
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What vegetables do librarians like?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
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