Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?