What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What vegetables do librarians like?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?