Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

It's allergy season again?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?