Why do diners never serve lobster?
They're shellfish.
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
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