Why do diners never serve lobster?
They're shellfish.
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What time does everyone love to drink?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
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