Why do diners never serve lobster?
They're shellfish.
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What sweet treat never panics?
What is a table you can eat?
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What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
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Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
How do bees get to school?
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