Why do diners never serve lobster?
They're shellfish.
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Where does water do all its banking?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why can't Cinderella⢠play soccer?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
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