Why do diners never serve lobster?
They're shellfish.
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why did the barber win the race?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
I broke my finger!
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Where do stars go to college?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
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