Why does the orange always lose in races?
It runs out of juice.
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do cows always add to their salad?
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