Why does the orange always lose in races?
It runs out of juice.
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
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