Why does the orange always lose in races?
It runs out of juice.
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
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