What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What vegetables do librarians like?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What sound does a witch's car make?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?