Why does the orange always lose in races?
It runs out of juice.
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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