What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

How do you care for a sick bird?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

I broke my finger!

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?