Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why do all the planets get along?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What's a frog's favorite year?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?