What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?