Why was the dairy grumpy?
It was sour cream.
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What fish sings the best?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
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