Why was the dairy grumpy?
It was sour cream.
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What do you call a Zen egg?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
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