Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?