Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why are ghosts always single?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What's the friendliest national park?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?