Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
They're too cheesy.
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Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why is money so stubborn?
How do you make antifreeze?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why is a computer so smart?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where do hamsters come from?
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