Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

How do automobiles fly?

Why are computers so good at golf?