What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

What cartoon character loves insects?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What does an evil hen lay?