Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
They're too cheesy.
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why was the bee sad?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
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