What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Why are turtles so shy?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What's a henway?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Which animals make the best football players?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What birds always travel in twos?