Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What is the most faithful insect?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
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