Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Which elf is the best singer?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
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