What do fairies always drink?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?