Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why is summer always sad?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
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