Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What is a table you can eat?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Where do books sleep?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
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