Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What superpower do all middle children have?

I broke my finger!

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?