What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What animal could Noah not trust?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What shape has a knighthood?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?