What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Why was the fish so smart?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Why was the musician arrested?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?