Why was the chip acting so goofy?
He was a cheese-ball.
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Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
How do you make antifreeze?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
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