Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What do birds serve on Halloween?