Why was the chip acting so goofy?
He was a cheese-ball.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What is the smallest lion?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What animal floats best?
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