Coffee has a rough time in our household.

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What's the difference between people and chickens?