Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

Why is a doctor always calm?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What is a plane full of male cows called?