What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
