What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?