What does Santa order at the bar?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?