What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What game do cows play at parties?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What's the most determined bird?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?