Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Their needles don't have eyes.
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why did the echo get detention?
How does a barber get to work?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
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