What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?