Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Their needles don't have eyes.
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Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What bird is always sad?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Which family member is always relieved?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
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