Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Their needles don't have eyes.
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you call a small mom?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
How do bees get to school?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
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