← Back to Holiday
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Holiday

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Their needles don't have eyes.

More Holiday Jokes

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Holiday

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Holiday

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

Trending Jokes

You Might Also Like

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Food & Drinks

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Food & Drinks

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Entertainment

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Discover More Jokes

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Outdoors

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
People

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Current Events

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Current Events

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Want More Laughs?

Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!