Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What do fairies always drink?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?