How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What do cows say on NYE?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What food is a man's best friend?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What do ducks get after they eat?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?