What did the robot want for Christmas?
Missile toes!
What do cows say on NYE?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
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