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What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What do Scottish toads play?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

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What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

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