What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?