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What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Which computer won the talent show?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

Why is heaven always so tidy?