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Missile toes!
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What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
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What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
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What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do nosey peppers do?
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