I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?