Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What do you call a silly hill?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What math figure is also in the band?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?