Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?