When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
On Black Friday.
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Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
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