Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Where do ants go to eat?