What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
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