What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?