What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Snow globes.
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
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