What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Snow globes.
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Which animal will never go bald?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What math figure is also in the band?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
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