What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What animals make the best students?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

How do you make antifreeze?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?