What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?