If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Why was the broom late for school?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What do you call a magical reptile?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Why did the sailor lose his job?