What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Snow globes.
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What is blue and not heavy?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
I broke my finger!
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do fish do at parades?
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