What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

How do amoebas make calls?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What kind of books do boats write?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?