Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What is the emptiest holiday?
