Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do cows say on NYE?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why are goats so funny?
How do birds threaten one another?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What birds always travel in twos?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
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