Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What is the coolest country?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
How do bears keep cool?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
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