What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Why are baseball games at night?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?