What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What is the wealthiest fish?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Why do two skunks argue?

Who invented fractions?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?