What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?