What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

How much does freedom weigh?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What sport can waiters play really well?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why are stones so good at music?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?