What is the emptiest holiday?
Holloween.
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What kind of bird can write?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Which elf is the best singer?
How long do chickens work?
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