What is the emptiest holiday?
Holloween.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Where do chips wear socks?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call an artistic dog?
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