What is the emptiest holiday?
Holloween.
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame StreetĀ®?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why did Mickey Mouse⢠become an astronaut?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Who is Pepto-Bismol'sĀ® favorite band?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
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