Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?

What animal likes to party the most?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?