What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Ghoulash.
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why are winter days great?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Where would you find an elephant?
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