Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What do insects learn at school?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Which dogs love to study science?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?