What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What is the best type of science to study with your family?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?