Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What day is your mom always right?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?