What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?