Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

How do chickens leave the highway?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What's the richest basketball team?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?