What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Why are stones so good at music?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?