What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Why are turtles so shy?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?