What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What bird is losing its hair?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Why are grandkids so great?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What do you call an old snowman?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What goes zzub, zzub?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?