What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Where do termites go camping?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?