Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why are fish such good architects?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?