What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Wings.
Where do actors go to pray?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do you call a dog in space?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why was the cat so small?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
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