What's a lawyer's favorite food?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Why do bees gossip?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?