What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What color are all the books in the library?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?