Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why was the mime upset?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What do you call a singing rodent?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?