Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why did the goal post get angry?