My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What did the calf play in the school band?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Which computer won the talent show?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?