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Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?