What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Why do math teachers love March?

What time of day was Adam created?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

How can you farm during the winter?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?