Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What is another name for a cow?

What do little fish love to play with?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?