Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Because they're on cloud nine!
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why was the mime upset?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
How do you get straight A's?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
How are mountains able to see?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
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