What does an attorney say when getting married?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What does an evil hen lay?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What do math teachers eat?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?