What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

How does a squid go into battle?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?