What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why are frogs always so happy?