Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

How did the toad die?

Why don't ostriches fly ?