What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What color are all the books in the library?

How do fleas travel?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Why do golfers hate cake?