What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Where are average things manufactured?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What do little fish love to play with?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?