Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?