What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Which celebrity always frowns?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What should you wear to a tea party?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?