What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

The museum curator needed a break.

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?