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They do so many legal briefs.
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Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did electricity win the race?
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What should you wear to a tea party?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
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