Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What table can you never sit at?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?