Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
They do so many legal briefs.
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What bird is always sad?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
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