Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What table can you never sit at?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What do you call a pile of cats?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?