Why are fish such good architects?
Their models are always to scale.
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why did the barber win the race?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
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