Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What do math teachers eat?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?