Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What bird is losing its hair?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?