What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

What do you give a sick pig?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What do you call a tired tree?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?