What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Do you have the best ceiling?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?