What reads and lives in an apple?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

I'm not a bad putter.

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why are fish such good architects?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why was the math book sad?