Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

How do billboards talk?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?