What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
A bullfrog.
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What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What's the opposite of irony?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Which animal will never go bald?
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