If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What condiment has wings?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.