My friend David had his ID stolen.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What's the most athletic footwear?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why is summer always sad?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?