What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

A book just fell on my head.

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Which cats love to be petted?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

The museum curator needed a break.