What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?