What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Who granted the fish a wish?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Why are frogs always happy?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?