What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What did one plate say to the other?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why do cows wear bells?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What was the first animal in space?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?