What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

Why was the broom late for school?

What game do cows play at parties?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What's a cat's favorite color?