Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What vegetables make the best music?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why is golf harder than baseball?