Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Why are cars magic?

How is life like toilet paper?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Why was the cow afraid?

How do you make a cow float?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What math figure is also in the band?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

I like telling Dad jokes.