What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?