What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What is blue and not heavy?

What makes a glow worm glow?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

How do you send a message in the forest?

What did the airline worker name her child?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?