Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What's a henway?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Which big cat loves to drive?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?