Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind, it's over your head.
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What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
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