What do trees keep as a pet?

Why is furniture so generous?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Where do surfers go to school?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?